A lawyer is talking to his client. He says, “I have some good news, and I have some bad news.” The client says, “I could use some…

A little old lady went into the headquarters of the Bank of America one day, carrying a large bag of money She insisted that she must speak…

When Fred found out he was going to inherit a fortune,… when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So…

Four guys have been going to the same Golfing trip to St Andrews for many years Two days before the group is to leave, Jack’s wife puts…

A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie appeared in a puff of smoke and said, “And what will your third wish…

A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house, and the woman rolls over and says, “It’s my husband,…

Three pregnant women are chatting in a cafe Heather says, “I got my ultrasound done yesterday I’m pregnant with triplets!” “I got mine done yesterday too,” says…

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery, and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to…

A man celebrating his 100th birthday was asked by a reporter how he had managed to live so long: The man contemplated that question and looked over…