Crude Joke: Their wives were apparently not wearing any panties whilst playing Golf
An Irishman, a Scotsman, and a Swede were out playing Golf with their wives. The Swede’s wife stepped up to the tee and, as she bent over…
A married man almost had an affair with another woman
A married man went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.” The priest said, “What do you mean,…
Dirty Joke: You’ve got to make love to me this very moment
My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,… … wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in. As…
After driving for about sixteen hours a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while
After driving for about sixteen hours a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while. As soon as he falls asleep, he is awoken…
Old Fred Very Sick
Fred was very old, sick, and doctors said he would not l and dying. There was an elderly man at home in his bed, dying. He smelled…
An Effective Diet
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before…
Story: Cookie Stealer
A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. As she would need to wait for a long time, she…
Long Joke: The Egyptian Treasure Hunters
Upon arriving at the pyramid, they are immediately told to leave as the site has already been excavated The friends, not willing to concede, look for a…
Clean Joke
On his way to the protest site he sees one guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gesturing him…
Forgiveness
The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used “Forgive Your Enemies” as his subject After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies….