John Hoisted His Beer And Said
John hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my wife!” That won him the top prize at…
Little Johnny And His Grandma
Little Johnny went to the store with his grandmother. On the way home, he looked through her bags to see what she had purchased. In one package,…
Quick! Give Me A Pint Of Lager!
A Man Rushes Into A Bar And Says, “Quick! Give me a pint of lager!” No sooner does he finish that drink, he orders a whisky and…
What to know about hand pimples
Several conditions can cause bumps on the hand, including eczema, ingrown hairs, insect bites, and more. Treatment may depend on the cause.An acne pimple develops when an…
Husband Bought Surprise Birthday Gift For Wife
The wife was very unhappy with her old car and complained a lot to her husband: Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her…
Two Young Brothers
One day, two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14, came home with a 20 and 50 euro note. Their mother asked them where they got…
Three Men Died on Christmas
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “You must…
An Attorney Went Into A Bar For Martini
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking old drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He…
A Man Went To Visit His 90 Year Old Grandfather
A man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared…
A Lad Was Tired Of The Farm Life
A young lad was tired of the farm life; so off he went and joined the Navy. His first cruise took him to the south pacific, whereupon…