An Old Lady Went To The Grocery Store
A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter…
A Boy Comes Back From School
A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a…
Little Johnny’s Class Had A Spelling Exercise
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little…
A nun in the convent walked
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. “There is a blind man to see you,” she says. “Well,…
The Barber Shop
There was a Catholic priest, Jewish rabbi and Baptist minister. One day the priest went to get a hair cut. After the barber cut his hair the…
These Two Statues Finally Get To Do What They’ve Been Longing To Do For A Long Time
They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years. One day an angel comes down from the sky and with a single gesture,…
Story: A Cold Winter
It’s late autumn and the natives in a remote village in the Amazon asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or…
The Funny Old Forgetful Couple Go To A Doctor
… noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing…
Try! Try!
A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife cant hear him. How bad is it? the doctor asks. I have no idea, the husband…
Dammit, Ginger!
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down…