Signature: Your Ex-Husband

This is the letter that the man wrote to his wife:

Dear Wife,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever

I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years and I have nothing to show for it

These last 2 weeks have been hell

Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw

Advertisement Last week, you came home and didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.

You ate in 2 minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps

You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want $ex or anything that connects us as husband and wife.

Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

P.S

don’t try to find me

Your Sister and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Response from Wife

Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter

It’s true you and I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.

I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping Too bad that doesn’t work.

I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment.

And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my sister, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt we could work it out.

So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job and bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason, I guess

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted

My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me

So take care.

Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

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