An uneducated father with his educated son went for a camping they set up a tent and slept.
Father gets up after sometime and asks his son “what can you see in the sky?”
son: i can see many stars
father: what does it resemble?
son: there are many planets
father beats on his sons head and says, “Someone has stolen our tent.”
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