An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking old drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He…

A man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared…

A young lad was tired of the farm life; so off he went and joined the Navy. His first cruise took him to the south pacific, whereupon…

A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter…

A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a…

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little…

A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. “There is a blind man to see you,” she says. “Well,…

There was a Catholic priest, Jewish rabbi and Baptist minister. One day the priest went to get a hair cut. After the barber cut his hair the…

They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years. One day an angel comes down from the sky and with a single gesture,…