Luigi And His Expensive Armani Shoes
Luigi walks to work 20 blocks everyday and passes a shoe store twice everyday. Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire the Armani…
Priest Gets Turned On By A Nun
A priest is driving his car down a sunny country road when he sees a nun waiting at a bus stop. He pulls over and offers her…
Larry Falls Asleep Next To His Wife And Mumbles 5 Words
Larry, an avid hunter from Mississippi, walked into the local bar one evening and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. Larry was undoubtedly a good shot,…
Three Men Were Standing In Line To Get Into Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, and Patrick had to tell the…
My SIL Demanded That I Pay $1000 for Her and Her Friends at a Restaurant, but My Husband and I Taught Her a Lesson
Last weekend, my sister-in-law, Jenny, invited me to her bachelorette party at a swanky restaurant in the city. She was excited, and so was I, even though…
A Rusty Old Fire Engine From The Rural Township Volunteer Brigade Roared Into The Flames
Picture it: Dublin, a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a chemical plant erupted in flames! The fire alarm echoed through the streets, and the local fire department…
The Deaf Accountant And The Missing Money
So there’s a deaf accountant who works for the mafia. One day, the king pin mafioso is checking out the books and notices there’s a million dollars…
The Woman Lost 198 Pounds After The Rescue Helicopter Failed To Pick Her Up: Before And After Photos Are Truly Shocking!
Danielle Hutchinson, weighing 320 lbs, underwent a profound transformation after being deemed too heavy to accompany her daughter in a rescue helicopter during a critical medical emergency…
Rat And Piano
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender…
Story: A Box Of Kisses
The story goes that some time ago, a man punished his 3-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and he became…