Little Johnny And Susie Were About To Go Into His Apartment
Little Johnny and Susie were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door, Little Johnny said, “Wait a minute, I can tell…
A Priest On A Plane
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could…
He Told The Jeweller He Wanted Ring
An older, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he wanted a…
A Lawyer Is Talking To His Client
A lawyer is talking to his client. He says, “I have some good news, and I have some bad news.” The client says, “I could use some…
Betting Champion Old Lady
A little old lady went into the headquarters of the Bank of America one day, carrying a large bag of money She insisted that she must speak…
When Fred Found Out He Was Going
When Fred found out he was going to inherit a fortune,… when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So…
Jack Wants To Go Golfing
Four guys have been going to the same Golfing trip to St Andrews for many years Two days before the group is to leave, Jack’s wife puts…
A Man Was Sitting Alone In His Office
A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie appeared in a puff of smoke and said, “And what will your third wish…
A Man And A Woman Are Sleeping Together
A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house, and the woman rolls over and says, “It’s my husband,…
Three Pregnant Women
Three pregnant women are chatting in a cafe Heather says, “I got my ultrasound done yesterday I’m pregnant with triplets!” “I got mine done yesterday too,” says…