I Took My Grandchildren to Disney World and Now My Dil Is Mad at Me
As a grandmother, you did something lovely for your son and his wife by watching your grandchildren for an extended period so they could enjoy their vacation….
My Fiancé Met a Little Boy on Our Wedding Day and Found Out He Was My Son
“I’m pregnant, Hans. We’re going to be parents. Isn’t it wonderful?” I revealed this to my boyfriend, Hans. He was my T.A. at the University of Richmond…
Three Guys Talking About How Dumb Their Wives Are
Three guys are having a few beers and talking about how dumb their wives are. Guy1: My wife is so dumb she wants to spend $15,000 to…
New Age Gay Baby
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby is born,…
Two Old Italian Men Are Sitting On A Bench
Two old Italian men are sitting on a bench arguing about who is the most desirable woman in the world. The first says, “For me, it must…
A Man And A Blonde Meet In An Elevator
A man and a blonde meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much do you…
This One Is $50,000 Dollars
An old man walks into a jewelry store with a young blonde lady The clerk immediately thinks he is being taken advantage of due to the age…
A Mother Had 3 Virgin Daughters
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a few weeks of each other. But Mom was a bit worried about how their…
A Man Became Sick
A man became sick. He consulted many multi-facility hospitals. Still couldn’t get cured. He was sad. Then his wife advised, “why don’t you consult a veterinary doctor?”…
A Woman Walks Into A Pharmacy One Day
A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, “I’d like a poison that’ll kill my husband but make it look like he…