A Man Goes Into A Pet Shop To Buy A Monkey
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a monkey. The shop owner points to 3 identical looking monkeys on a perch and says the monkey…
A Nun Goes To The Restroom At Hooters
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’ Each time the lights would go out,…
An Uneducated Father With His Educated Son
An uneducated father with his educated son went for a camping they set up a tent and slept. Father gets up after sometime and asks his son…
Matter Of Perspective
Everyone has been guilty of looking at another’s age and thinking, “Surely I cannot look that old.” I’m sure you’ve done the same If so, you may…
Three Brothers Get Married – Things Don’t Go To Plan
Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want…
Guy gets even with his wife in a crazy way
One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I…
UNLUCKY HUSBANDS (FUNNY STORY)
Two women friends reunited after many years. “Tell me,” one asked, “What happened to your son?” “Oh, my poor son!” sighed the mother. “His marriage is so…
Power Of Intelligence
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and…
A Teenage Boy Goes To Church To Confess His Sins
“Forgive me Father, for I have sinned I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?” ‘Yes, Father, it is.”…
