We Are Now Ruined
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his…
Three Desperately Ill Men Go To Their Docter
Three desperately ill men go to their doctor seeking help. One is and alcoholic, One is a chain smoker and the other is gay. The doctor tells…
Ride In That Helicopter
Ed and his wife Norma faithfully go to the state fair every year, and every year Ed would plead, “Norma, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.”…
Vase And The Rose
The Grand Master gathered together all the disciples in order to decide who would have the honour of working at his side. ‘I am going to set…
I Took The Day Off Work And Decided To Go Out Golfing
I took the day off work and decided to go out golfing. I was on the second hole when I noticed a frog sitting next to the…
Funny Joke: She Farts In The Shopping Center And Is Horrified By Who Heard – What Happens Next Is…
A woman saunters into the glitzy Tiffany & Co, her eyes instantly captivated by a dazzlingly opulent diamond necklace. As she scurries over to get a better…
The Woman Finds A Genie’s Lamp, Rubs It, And Lo And Behold, A Genie Appears | #Funny #Jokes
A woman is walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The…
Story: Man Who Was Put In A Cage
THE STORY BEGINS with a king who, while standing in reverie at the window of his palace one evening, happened to notice a man in the town…
Story: Parrot’s Advices
A man had a parrot of which he was excessively fond. He kept it in a silver cage and fed it fruits and nuts and anything else…
Story: Pythagoras Justice Cup
If your cup (literally) runneth over, it may be by design — and that design may be over 2,500 years old. Variously called a Greedy Cup, Tantalus…