Two old Italian men are sitting on a bench arguing about who is the most desirable woman in the world. The first says, “For me, it must…

The wife was very unhappy with her old car and complained a lot to her husband: Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her…

A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes.” The…

Little Johnny and Susie were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door, Little Johnny said, “Wait a minute, I can tell…

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could…

An older, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he wanted a…

A lawyer is talking to his client. He says, “I have some good news, and I have some bad news.” The client says, “I could use some…

A little old lady went into the headquarters of the Bank of America one day, carrying a large bag of money She insisted that she must speak…

When Fred found out he was going to inherit a fortune,… when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So…