A Man Was Sitting Alone In His Office
A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie appeared in a puff of smoke and said, “And what will your third wish…
A Man And A Woman Are Sleeping Together
A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house, and the woman rolls over and says, “It’s my husband,…
Three Pregnant Women
Three pregnant women are chatting in a cafe Heather says, “I got my ultrasound done yesterday I’m pregnant with triplets!” “I got mine done yesterday too,” says…
Do Your Best
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery, and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to…
Fresh Air
A man celebrating his 100th birthday was asked by a reporter how he had managed to live so long: The man contemplated that question and looked over…
Feeling Like A Woman
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a…
Story: A Liar Shepherd
There was a village on the outskirts of a forest A shepherd boy used to take his herd of sheep across the fields to the lawns near…
Wife Arrived Home After A Long Shopping Trip
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was…
Grandfather Isn’t Allowed inside the Club — Story of the Day
Liam and Owen are two bouncers in an elite club. One day, an elderly man tries to enter, but they maltreat him. Their boss doesn’t want ‘such…
Three Guys Talking About How Dumb Their Wives Are
Three guys are having a few beers and talking about how dumb their wives are. Guy1: My wife is so dumb she wants to spend $15,000 to…