ТНЕ F-WОRD
A man goes to confession, saying, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” He tells the priest he used the “F-word” over the weekend. The priest instructs…
JOKE: A Wife Packing Bags For 10 Years
Reading a joke offers multiple benefits beyond mere amusement.Laughter triggers the release of endorphins, which help reduce stress and elevate mood. This natural “feel-good” response enhances emotional…
Three mischievous old
Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out…
Crude Joke: Their wives were apparently not wearing any panties whilst playing Golf
An Irishman, a Scotsman, and a Swede were out playing Golf with their wives. The Swede’s wife stepped up to the tee and, as she bent over…
A married man almost had an affair with another woman
A married man went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.” The priest said, “What do you mean,…
Dirty Joke: You’ve got to make love to me this very moment
My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,… … wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in. As…
After driving for about sixteen hours a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while
After driving for about sixteen hours a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while. As soon as he falls asleep, he is awoken…
Old Fred Very Sick
Fred was very old, sick, and doctors said he would not l and dying. There was an elderly man at home in his bed, dying. He smelled…
An Effective Diet
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before…
Story: Cookie Stealer
A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. As she would need to wait for a long time, she…