Husband Bought Surprise Birthday Gift For Wife

The wife was very unhappy with her old car and complained a lot to her husband: Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her…

Two Young Brothers

One day, two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14, came home with a 20 and 50 euro note. Their mother asked them where they got…

Three Men Died on Christmas

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “You must…

An Attorney Went Into A Bar For Martini

An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking old drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He…

A Man Went To Visit His 90 Year Old Grandfather

A man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared…

A Lad Was Tired Of The Farm Life

A young lad was tired of the farm life; so off he went and joined the Navy. His first cruise took him to the south pacific, whereupon…

An Old Lady Went To The Grocery Store

A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter…

A Boy Comes Back From School

A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a…

Little Johnny’s Class Had A Spelling Exercise

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little…

A nun in the convent walked

A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. “There is a blind man to see you,” she says. “Well,…