Dirty Joke: A Biker Pulls Up Outside A Roadside Bar In Louisiana
A biker pulls up outside a roadside bar in Louisiana after a long day in the saddle. Stiffly he walks in, gets a beer and sits down….
Humor: The Confessional Walls Are Adorned With Racy Photos Of Scantily Clad Women
A man walks into the confessional after a lengthy hiatus from the church. He eagerly enters the booth and is greeted by a fully stocked bar, complete…
Luigi And His Expensive Armani Shoes
Luigi walks to work 20 blocks everyday and passes a shoe store twice everyday. Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire the Armani…
Priest Gets Turned On By A Nun
A priest is driving his car down a sunny country road when he sees a nun waiting at a bus stop. He pulls over and offers her…
Larry Falls Asleep Next To His Wife And Mumbles 5 Words
Larry, an avid hunter from Mississippi, walked into the local bar one evening and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. Larry was undoubtedly a good shot,…
A Rusty Old Fire Engine From The Rural Township Volunteer Brigade Roared Into The Flames
Picture it: Dublin, a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a chemical plant erupted in flames! The fire alarm echoed through the streets, and the local fire department…
The Deaf Accountant And The Missing Money
So there’s a deaf accountant who works for the mafia. One day, the king pin mafioso is checking out the books and notices there’s a million dollars…
Rat And Piano
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender…
Story: A Box Of Kisses
The story goes that some time ago, a man punished his 3-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and he became…
A Man Goes To Visit His 85-Year-Old Grandpa
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you grandpa?” he asks. “Feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s the food like?”…