As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces,
“If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.”
She removes all her clothing and asks,
“Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?”
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says,
“Here, iron this!”.
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a monkey. The shop owner points to 3 identical looking monkeys on a perch and says the monkey…
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’ Each time the lights would go out,…
An uneducated father with his educated son went for a camping they set up a tent and slept. Father gets up after sometime and asks his son…
Everyone has been guilty of looking at another’s age and thinking, “Surely I cannot look that old.” I’m sure you’ve done the same If so, you may…
Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want…
One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I…