Brian has spent over ten years living in peace and quiet in his neighborhood—until Tim moves in next door and becomes a constant nuisance. After their first disagreement, Tim retaliates by spray-painting an insult on Brian’s lawn.

But not one to be outdone, Brian decides to teach Tim a lesson…I’ve lived in this quiet neighborhood for almost ten years.

It’s the kind of place where lawns are neat, people wave as they pass, children smile and laugh, and things stay peaceful—until Tim moved in next door.At first, he seemed fine.

Friendly enough. Tim introduced himself, we exchanged a few pleasantries, and I thought we’d get along just fine. “I’m Tim,” he said. “The wife and I just moved in.

We enjoyed the city life for a while, but Opal decided that we needed a quiet place.” “I’m Brian,” I said, genuinely interested in him. “I’ve lived here forever with my family. If you’re looking for peace, you’ve come to the right place.”